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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage...

via: Anti Joke
Come lay your head upon my chest.

(After a moment)

Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache

(pushes head down)

via: Anti-Pickup Line
"So having a twin turbo V12 diesel is like, turning your central heating off at home, and then keeping warm ... by burning Rembrandts."

Audi...

via: Clarksonisms