At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I like sucking on it.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

The Amish are coming.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

You mean G as in Jose'?

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I need to get some work done.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

My boner rendered you speechless.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

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