At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I like sucking on it.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

The Amish are coming.

You mean G as in Jose'?

My boner rendered you speechless.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I need to get some work done.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

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