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At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I like sucking on it.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

You mean G as in Jose'?

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

The Amish are coming.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I need to get some work done.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

My boner rendered you speechless.

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