At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I like sucking on it.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

The Amish are coming.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

You mean G as in Jose'?

My boner rendered you speechless.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

I need to get some work done.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

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