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At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I like sucking on it.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

The Amish are coming.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I need to get some work done.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

You mean G as in Jose'?

My boner rendered you speechless.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

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