Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I like sucking on it.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I need to get some work done.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

My boner rendered you speechless.

You mean G as in Jose'?

The Amish are coming.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

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