He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

You mean G as in Jose'?

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

The Amish are coming.

I like sucking on it.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

At this point, the soup is under control.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

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