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You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

You mean G as in Jose'?

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I need to get some work done.

I like sucking on it.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

My boner rendered you speechless.

The Amish are coming.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

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