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Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

The Amish are coming.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I like sucking on it.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

At this point, the soup is under control.

You mean G as in Jose'?

My boner rendered you speechless.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I need to get some work done.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

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