I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I need to get some work done.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

I like sucking on it.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

The Amish are coming.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

It's funny, because you slid it in.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

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