It's never okayto drug a baby.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

You mean G as in Jose'?

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I need to get some work done.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

The Amish are coming.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I like sucking on it.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

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