According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

At this point, the soup is under control.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

You mean G as in Jose'?

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

The Amish are coming.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I need to get some work done.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

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