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I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

The Amish are coming.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

At this point, the soup is under control.

You mean G as in Jose'?

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I need to get some work done.

I like sucking on it.

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