The Amish are coming.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I need to get some work done.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

You mean G as in Jose'?

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

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