It's funny, because you slid it in.

You mean G as in Jose'?

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

It's never okayto drug a baby.

The Amish are coming.

I like sucking on it.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

At this point, the soup is under control.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

I need to get some work done.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

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