I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

I like sucking on it.

I need to get some work done.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

The Amish are coming.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

You mean G as in Jose'?

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

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