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He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I need to get some work done.

The Amish are coming.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

It's never okayto drug a baby.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

I like sucking on it.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

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