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No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

The Amish are coming.

I need to get some work done.

You mean G as in Jose'?

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I like sucking on it.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

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