I need to get some work done.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I like sucking on it.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

At this point, the soup is under control.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

The Amish are coming.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

My boner rendered you speechless.

You mean G as in Jose'?

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

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