You mean G as in Jose'?

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I like sucking on it.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I need to get some work done.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

The Amish are coming.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

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