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How do you confuse a blonde?

You ask her a question.

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse?

Woman: No

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Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for...

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