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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits?
They just left their mothers funeral,
she died of terminal cancer.

via: Anti Joke
I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one:

Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you!

Woman: If you are...

via: Anti-Pickup Line
(stroking the velvet in a Jaguar XJ)

That's like lifting up the Queen's skirt to find out she's wearing a thong!

via: Clarksonisms