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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you...

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-Hey, have we met before?

-No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

via: Anti-Pickup Line
Yes, it's firm, but it's not uncomfortable. I mean compared to hanging from a bird's nest...by your fingernails...a million feet above some pointy boulders, for...

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