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Creepy Cover

DIY Fail

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken?
Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing.

ajl

via: Anti Joke
"My mom won't be home for hours..."

via: Anti-Pickup Line
Describing the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder's sound:

It's like listening to the Cirque Du Soleil being chopped up by their own chainsaws.

via: Clarksonisms