Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

At this point, the soup is under control.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I like sucking on it.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

The Amish are coming.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

You mean G as in Jose'?

I need to get some work done.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

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