Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

At this point, the soup is under control.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

I like sucking on it.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

The Amish are coming.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

My boner rendered you speechless.

You mean G as in Jose'?

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I need to get some work done.

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