Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

At this point, the soup is under control.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I like sucking on it.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

The Amish are coming.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

My boner rendered you speechless.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

You mean G as in Jose'?

I need to get some work done.

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