Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

My boner rendered you speechless.

I like sucking on it.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

At this point, the soup is under control.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I need to get some work done.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

You mean G as in Jose'?

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

The Amish are coming.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

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