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Did someone knows where the processing cart is?
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I like sucking on it.
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There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.
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Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.
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Don't perpetuate the stupidity.
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Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.
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I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...
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It's never okayto drug a baby.
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No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.
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+148
The Amish are coming.
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+156
I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go
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+76
but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's
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I need to get some work done.
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-274
I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.
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-225
You mean G as in Jose'?
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+184
It's funny, because you slid it in.
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+256
My boner rendered you speechless.
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-346
I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.
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+82
At this point, the soup is under control.
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+52
Potentially problematic, but technically possible.
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+108
CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.
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Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.
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Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.
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He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.
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