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Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.
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It's never okayto drug a baby.
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Potentially problematic, but technically possible.
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I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.
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I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...
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I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.
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Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.
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My boner rendered you speechless.
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Did someone knows where the processing cart is?
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Don't perpetuate the stupidity.
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I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.
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There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.
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CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.
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He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.
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According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.
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Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.
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I need to get some work done.
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You mean G as in Jose'?
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+146
The Amish are coming.
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+115
It's funny, because you slid it in.
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You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.
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I like sucking on it.
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I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go
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No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.
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