At this point, the soup is under control.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

The Amish are coming.

I like sucking on it.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

I need to get some work done.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

My boner rendered you speechless.

You mean G as in Jose'?

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