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I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

At this point, the soup is under control.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I need to get some work done.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

The Amish are coming.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

You mean G as in Jose'?

I like sucking on it.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

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