Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I need to get some work done.

You mean G as in Jose'?

The Amish are coming.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I like sucking on it.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

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