It's never okayto drug a baby.

At this point, the soup is under control.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

You mean G as in Jose'?

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

The Amish are coming.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I need to get some work done.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

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