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Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

I like sucking on it.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

My boner rendered you speechless.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

It's never okayto drug a baby.

You mean G as in Jose'?

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I need to get some work done.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

The Amish are coming.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

At this point, the soup is under control.

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