but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

My boner rendered you speechless.

At this point, the soup is under control.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I like sucking on it.

I need to get some work done.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

The Amish are coming.

You mean G as in Jose'?

Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

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