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Did someone knows where the processing cart is?

At this point, the soup is under control.

The Amish are coming.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I need to get some work done.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I'm just going to slip it into my mouth...

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

My boner rendered you speechless.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

You mean G as in Jose'?

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

It's funny, because you slid it in.

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