At this point, the soup is under control.

Please help me. I've never had to take a shit so badly in my life.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

The Amish are coming.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

My boner rendered you speechless.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

You mean G as in Jose'?

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I need to get some work done.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

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