Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I like sucking on it.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

The Amish are coming.

My boner rendered you speechless.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

I need to get some work done.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

You mean G as in Jose'?

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

At this point, the soup is under control.

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