At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

I like sucking on it.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

The Amish are coming.

You mean G as in Jose'?

My boner rendered you speechless.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

I need to get some work done.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

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