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At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

I like sucking on it.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

The Amish are coming.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

You mean G as in Jose'?

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

I need to get some work done.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

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